So the Sporum is officially dead

For those that didn't know, I'm afraid to be the bearer of bad news.

So. Mass migration/advertisement program? Or do we remain this hallowed place in the bottom of the abyss, barely kept alive by the occassional once-in-a-blue-moon post? Probably the latter.

If we want to get this place active, we have to perform a ritual.

Alright. Materials?

A keyboard, a blade, and your blood.

Sorry, I’m a hemophiliac and I don’t want to stain my clothes. Also, it hurts. Can I substitute for Tesco-brand blood substitute?

Yeah but add sugar

Darkel wrote:Yeah but add sugar

Alright, sure. I’ll add lots of sugar just to be sure.

Runlock wrote:

You forgot the blood, Runlock.

I am made of blood

Runlock wrote:I am made of blood

Humans are made of blood too. Guys, we found a human. Take him away, boys.

It's artifical blood, made from soy. I am a tofu.

I'm sorry, but tofu is strictly for vegans and vegetarians only. You are basically admitting to appropriating them and stealing what they need for your selfish existence as a tofu. Vegans and vegetarians are an endangered species and this kind of practice is banned in the 2016 Environmental Accord.

Take him away, boys.

Vegans are even worse than humans.