Re: I give horrible advice AMA

by CaptnSunny Sun Feb 14, 2016 12:49 pm

Runlock wrote:
koopakilla wrote:What is the best method of dying?

Live, die, live again bitches

CaptnSunny wrote:Help, I think I accidentally spaghettified a star, but I'm a naked singularity. What do I do?

Buy me a dictionary.

My dictionary vaporized the soon it touched me.

by Runlock Mon Feb 15, 2016 2:37 am

Another one

by **Darkel** Mon Feb 15, 2016 3:08 am

And another.

by Runlock Mon Feb 15, 2016 3:08 am

You smart.

by **Darkel** Mon Feb 15, 2016 3:13 am

The smartest you dumb rooster.

by CaptnSunny Mon Feb 15, 2016 9:50 am

Every dictionary I touch vaporizes.

by **Darkel** Mon Feb 15, 2016 5:09 pm

Keep doing it till they don't.

by **DarkMagickan** Tue Feb 16, 2016 7:51 pm

I have this rash on my leg, not quite on my balls, but near them. How do I scratch in public without people yelling, "Ball-scratcher!"?

by **Mr.H** Tue Feb 16, 2016 8:12 pm

Just scratch the balls. Why would anyone get angry at a guy scratching golf balls?

by CaptnSunny Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:42 am

Darkel wrote:Keep doing it till they don't.

Now I have to pay a fine of $10^10^10^100 for vaporizing every dictionary in the universe.

by **DarkMagickan** Thu Feb 25, 2016 12:26 pm

I can't stop spamming Florida Man.
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by **DarkMagickan** Wed Apr 13, 2016 1:01 am

I have this friend who got suspended for a week on the Sporum, so he made an alt. Now the alt is suspended. What should he do?

by CaptnSunny Wed Apr 13, 2016 12:06 pm

Make another alt.

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