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How do get laid

Darkel wrote:How do get laid

That's as easy as falling off a log, my friend.
1. Obtain a large knife. The scarier, the better. Chicks dig big, scary knives.
2. Find a woman. She can look however you like, but the key criteria are that she be alone, and that you're in an isolated location. It's especially good to do this at night, when women are afraid and vulnerable, so you can show them how big and strong you are.
3. Show her the knife. Her eyes will go wide with admiration of your big, manly blade, and she'll do whatever you say.

You know the rest. Women will be more than willing to take off their clothes for you when approached in this manner. And the best part is, you never have to call them afterward. Have fun!

All of my friends are gay.  So am I. What do I do now?

thecardiackidofDCVII wrote:All of my friends are gay.  So am I. What do I do now?

ORGY!

And post a video. Here.

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