I need help praying the gay away

I had a very horrifying homosexually themed dream. I feel violated and impure in every way now. How can I get rid of the gay?

Lie with the cold and the lonely.

If that be the way, so be it. I will go all out and even scrape my freezing foreskin across the asphalt as I toss and turn, half naked, in the chilly desolate concrete forest.

I'm all out of money from buying some birds off a lovely young couple next door. I'll have to get some guns from the Red Cross and take someone else's snow.

Good for you. Those guns are made from materials from North Korea.

Oh yes, how gracious of the glorious Korea in the North. Hail them, and our Grande Lord and Master Supreme, Kim Jong Un.