We support non-humans here

We are just announcing to everyone that humans are NO LONGER allowed on this forum. Thankfully. All of you non-humans are now allowed to post with peace of mind.

I'm a literal piece of garbage, am I allowed

koopakilla wrote:I'm a literal piece of garbage, am I allowed

Yes. We respect your garbage rights.

I'm a cat dragon.

InsanityX wrote:I'm a cat dragon.

And for it you shall be pampered and loved.

Kill all humans.

Help me, I'm a naked singularity that everyone keeps on mistaking me as naked.

CaptnSunny wrote:Help me, I'm a naked singularity that everyone keeps on mistaking me as naked.

It's okay, we've got your back, naked or not naked. We will help you kill every last person who has ever mistaken you.

Lucky I'm a crow, then.

Hawt

I'm Heron, better than crow.

I'm a doomsday device, am I allowed?

AlloRaptor wrote:I'm a doomsday device, am I allowed?

Well of course! We respect your right to kill all life.

And I thank you greatly for that.

We are born with unalienable rights: death, slavery, and the pursuit of destroying Earth.

Despite them being non-humans, slimes should be banned here.
I, for one, am a Sukhoi PAK FA prototype multirole jet aircraft.

Darkness wrote:Despite them being non-humans, slimes should be banned here.
I, for one, am a Sukhoi PAK FA prototype multirole jet aircraft.

I agree as, A being composed entirely of shadows, that the sticky menace must not be allowed in our borders

I'm just an irregular plant/animal shape-shifter. I can turn into a dragon if I want....but honestly, I'd rather be a tree....just a tree...shaped like a dragon...with multiple heads....that spit acid....

I am an immortal blood drinker who travels from body to body.  I can manifest darkness and wrap it around me like a cloak.  I travel the dream plane as some travel the highways, entering people's minds as they sleep.  I can hex or heal, bless or curse, with no qualms whatsoever.  Those who cross me or mess with my family, rarely do it again.

Wait, are these supposed to be fictional bios?

I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like “what the fuck, you aren’t a Pringle”, but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don’t you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.

I sexually identify as a ghost pirate. Ever since I was a boy, I dreamed of sailing the undead seas, searching for the afterlife of Davy Jones’ locker . People say to me that a person being a ectoplasmic-sea captain is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m sp00ky. I’m having an ethereal cutlass created, a 17th century French sloop and a ghostly crew of shanty singers bought. From now on I want you guys to call me “deadbeard” and respect my right to kill rival poltergeist and photonically phase my being into the next realm . If you can’t accept me, you’re a phantom-buccaneerphobe and need to check your undead-aquatic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding, matey.